“Cripes Hester Fillacavity’s hotel is well wierd! Mind you – so are guests.
That rubbish actress Flossie Hargreaves is here complaining about the food-free menu – I mean it’s only like that for the good of her own teeth.
The archaeologist Mr Bones is kind-of sweet but he’s gone and lost his pet tarantula which has scared everyone.
And I’ve got a bad feeling about that cockney geezer with a false moustache from Renta-Denture so I only hope the combo of him, a ruby ring, that missing spider and a skeleton don’t make things go bump in the night!”
This spooky story examines teeth, bones and nutrition in a style where Kinetic meets Fawlty Towers!
The children enjoyed the show immensely… Such great value for money… Many thanks
Nikki McLatchie, Science co-ordinator, East Wittering Primary School
Are you a science teacher? The shows will reinforce your teaching plan, and make you laugh.
Not a science teacher? You can be confident Kinetic shows are solidly based on the National Curriculum for Science, and will also make you laugh.
In preparation you will be emailed a ‘Pre-Show Information Pack’. This includes all the science covered in the show, suggested pre and post show activities and discussions.
You can find more information on our FAQ page.
We will answer any of your science questions both before and after a show. Why not email us one now?
You can provisionally book a show by phoning the office. We can discuss any questions you have and check times and dates.
A Kinetic show costs £385 + VAT (1 performance) or £695 + VAT (2 performances). Most schools don’t have to pay the VAT.
It works out less than £1.75 per head based on 2 performances with 200 children per performance!
We often have special offers, so please ask when you contact us.
Curently not touring. The show is due for revival in 2020.